*boops characters nose with my cursor*
i don’t go to family reunions because they always ask me rude questions they’re like my 4th cousin half removed only by marriage and they ask me “why don’t you ever have a boyfriend” and i’m like i don’t fucking know why don’t you have any of your teeth
thinking about ur otp after midnight is dangerous don’t do it
I’m pretty sure the ugly mage hats are really an example of oppression instrumented by the Templar Order and the Chantry
Like a shame cone but worse
a shame cowl
It ALL makes sense now!